Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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