How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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