holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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