Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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