Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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