"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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