Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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