yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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