She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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