i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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