It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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