I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
