her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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