Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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