You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Send help, water and tortillas.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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