Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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