yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
