I feel like abortions should bother me more
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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