They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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