im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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