It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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