I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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