I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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