just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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