my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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