ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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