All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
this will be a night to untag.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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