Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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