don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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