Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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