I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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