I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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