btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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