As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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