I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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