Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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