mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You can't just leave with hair like that
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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