google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
