Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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