Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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