so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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