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I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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