Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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