Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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