Buhtt sex?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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