i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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