What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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