Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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