Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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