Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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