not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You need Xanax blowdarts
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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