No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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